#git!! go on!!

[jaypgartifacts]

an incomplete taxonomy of christmas music

[hanniesunshine]

I think the fuck not

[lavendercowboyart]

he thinks u should go outside ✨

[cubbihue]

When you said that the unluckiest person is most hopeful, it reminded me of Nagito Komaeda. If the universe were combined, do you think he would fair well having Anti Cosmo as his anti fairy?

Funnily enough, I feel like it would be Hajime who would have an anti-fairy companion. I mean, he’s surrounded by extremely skilled people! That would attract bad luck in some way for him. Nagito wouldn’t be good food for anti-fairies. Or Fairies. Or Pixies.

...Honestly, Fairies aren’t quite sure what food he produces. It’s like a weird amalgamation of luck, desire, greed, and all sorts of emotions they can’t disentangle. Like a crockpot gone horribly horribly wrong. Eating any bit of that would make any fairy sick.

Eugh. The hell is wrong with that one.

Bitties Series: [Start] > [Previous] > [Next]

[haveihitanerve]

Somebody: Jasons so angry and aggressive and kills people- hes the most violent batfamily member Bruce-I-would-have-killed-joker-had-fucking-superman-not-stopped-me-and-I-would-do-it-again-if-any-harm-befalls-my-family-also-i-beat-up-people-daily-as-therapy-wayne: what? Dick-i-was-planning-a-mans-murder-at-age-eight-and-would-have-done-it-also-i-didn't-have-superman-so-i-did-kill-joker-Grayson-Wayne: huh? Tim-My-body-count-is-probably-six-digits-by-now-but-it-doesn't-count-if-bruce-doesn't-know-stalker-Drake-Wayne: repeat that? Damian-i-came-with-the-katana-and-a-body-count-at-age-eight-wayne: what did you say about Ahki? Stephanie-i-will-crack-mad-funny-jokes-while-beating-your-face-in-with-a-brick-Brown-Wayne: waht? Barbara-i-wouldn't-but-like-i-could-and-i-know-you-and-your-entire-family-extending-to-your-great-uncle-thirteen-times-removed-Gordon-Wayne: *typing on keyboard* what was that? Duke-I-created-a-cult-about-robin-and-also-i-was-raised-in-gotham: sorry?

[peatbogpirate]

Polar comic of the day :)

From the diary of Thomas Orde-Lees, June 23rd 1916: “Last night's concert was voted a great success. […] I wish I had space at my disposal to quote not only the whole program but also the individual "turns" in full. Hussey obliged with his inimitable recitations with a very good humoured sally at me. Macklin recited some carefully written verse referring in scathing terms to my unfortunate nut-food sugar bargain. Even his best friends and my worst ones voted it in bad taste and quite out of place on this auspicious occasion [...]"

….but here’s what REALLY went down (apparently this was a thing in camp rock but I have not seen that. so you get the mid 2000s british playground taunt version)

[clalrd3lun3]

>>collection of v4v

[some-pers0n]

Dashboard simulator

Mutual 1: i'm so normal right now :33

Mutual 2: (picture of sudoku) fucckkkkk i need her so baddd

Mutual 3: (most gorgeous artwork you've ever seen) just a quick doodle lol

Mutual 1: patrick where are my anti-psychotics

Mutual 4: (mass reblogging posts about a fandom you aren't in and don't understand)

Mutual 5: okay but the way that glimplinko in glippie's googie goople is lowkey a misogynistic pig and the fandom never talks about it needs to be discussed

Mutual 6: (picture of spinkle from glippie's googie goople) i need to impregnate him

Mutual 1: imsillyimsillyimsillyimsillyimsilly

Mutual 7: (reblogging the same post about the eroticism of the flesh until they hit the post limit)

Mutual 8: hey guys here's a really cool piece of art that i spent hours making (12 notes)

Mutual 1: i need to be put down like a rabid dog

Mutual 9: (picture of a 60 year old man) i need him kneeling and whimpering

Mutual 10: if that man isn't on the ground shaking and crying while covering in blood i don't want him

Mutual 1: me when i take 17 benadryl and start seeing the hatman 😂

[unironicallytes]

It would appear I've messed up a mod

awkwardly sitting here with Lucien's bald floating head and honestly? yeah my only viable dialogue option is "now what"

[knifetomeatu]

Nancy forcing Johnny to wear ugly sweaters at Christmas but recently he keeps cutting himself out of them

48 seconds!!🥳a new record!!!🎉 good for him👏

[espioakakeith]

Tribalism is real weird to me. Imagine making a company your personality. If you dont like AEW, cool. If you dont like WWE, cool. If you don't like the indies thats cool too!

But dont make it your entire personality.

it gives unbathed

[cooliedoodley]

Old man yaoi if the old men were 20 years old. I love Kurokei, so sad they are a dying ship 💔 Well okay, they aren’t a dying ship but ngl after the incident, it’s been harder to find new Kurokei content 😔 I only play the english server so I am oblivious to my doom as a Keito producer (on the side. I still am a 2winkP) but it’s okay, I’ll continue to live in oblivion and drawing my own Kurokei till my eventual doom

[kaiserouo]

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[aqours]

transfem ireena kolyana

sennd tweet

[stealingyourbones]

Just finished Arkham City and god that game is absolutely fantastic I’m thriving

[thechibilitwick]

the shidoulings may in fact be better artists than shidou